Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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womens rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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womens rights

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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whats black and strange a paki

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Potassium? K.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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