- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

this website is a bad joke

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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