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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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