Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Jack Stevens

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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