What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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