what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

knock knock? come in

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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