When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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