- Anti Joke

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.