What do we call Osama? Osama

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Democracy.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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like if your cool

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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