- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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