how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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-knock knock! -doors open

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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