What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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-knock knock! -doors open

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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