- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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