- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Who wants water? I do.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

How high is the sky? True or False

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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