What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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