- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

God is real.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

i'm hard

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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