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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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