What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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