- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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