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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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