Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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Penis

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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