- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

two guys r talking and the one said i swear to god and the other one said u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

a man was shot.... he died

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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