- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

scraggle is in you pillow case

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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