Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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a chinese man pays the full price

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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