- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

class is canceled. My professor died.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Racial Equality

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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