Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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A russian gives away vodka.

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hi mom

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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