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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

A man goes to the potty.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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