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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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