Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Women's Rights Movement

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

u know whats a crime? rape

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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