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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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