So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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