what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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