- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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