John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Your sex life.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

jd and zach loves vigina

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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