- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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