- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

poopy is poopy

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Who is big and stupid My brother

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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