What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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