A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Charlie Sheen is winning

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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