Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Tall asians

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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