- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

My dog barks when someones at the door.

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