- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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