A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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Click here for free sandwich.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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