- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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