- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Knock Knock. Not home.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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