I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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