- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

* anti-punchline

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

how man

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

THe Election

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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