- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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