- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Go away still nothing to see

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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