What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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