- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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