- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Knock Knock.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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