- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

A fat guy!

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

One, two, three, four and five

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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