- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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