- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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