What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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A paralysed man falls over.

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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i hate non minorities!

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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