- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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