- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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