- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

Rush Limbaugh

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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