- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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