- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

roses are red poo is poo

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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