- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

What's long and black The unemployment line

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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