on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Roses are red, yup.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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