hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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