An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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kennah campion when she talks

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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