- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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