- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Nobody cares maddie!

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

black chicken. kfc

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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