- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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