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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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