- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What's long and black The unemployment line

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Potassium? K.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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