- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

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