- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What's long and black The unemployment line

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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