You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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anti jokes are really funny

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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