- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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