- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red poo is poo

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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