- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

Potassium? K.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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