Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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