- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red poo is poo

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

swag

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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