- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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