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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Ehh

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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