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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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