How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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Your're racist.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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What? Huh?

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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