- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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