- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

the sky is green no it is not

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Ebola

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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