- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What? Huh?

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Your're racist.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

roses are red poo is poo

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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