- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Nobody cares maddie!

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

What? Huh?

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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