what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

destiny

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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