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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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