There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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