- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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